Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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