HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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