You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
false alarm. still invincible.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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