what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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