I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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