he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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