Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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