just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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