Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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