were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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