whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
do nipples grow back?
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