I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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