Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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