I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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