C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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