Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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