There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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