you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So apparently I’m into choking now
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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