yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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