one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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