can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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