On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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