Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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