um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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