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I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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