Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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