I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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