Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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