dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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