There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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