Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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