i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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