I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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