I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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