i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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