I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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