Three words: puerto rican gang bang
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
being pregnant is like rehab
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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