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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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