i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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