I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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