Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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