instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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