Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Found the puke drawer
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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