Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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