Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
please don't ironically join a cult
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