his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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