Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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