i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
