Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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