Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(305): View more from Florida

He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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(716): View more from New York

I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook

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(631): View more from New York

stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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(425): View more from Washington

i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me

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(720): View more from Colorado

This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up

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(615): View more from Tennessee

World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

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(415): View more from California

Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.

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