ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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