he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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