So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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