No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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