You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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