What should our trivia night team be named?
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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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